Think you can keep up?
La Volpe: /wanks onto pillow, muahahahaha.
Niccolo Machiavelli: /comes home, tired
Niccolo Machiavelli: /curls up on the cold bed
Niccolo Machiavelli: /WHY IS THE PILLOW STICKY
La Volpe: /nyehehehehe
Niccolo Machiavelli: /turns it over and goes to sleep with a sigh
La Volpe: kjfdkjfdkjdsf
That never happened.
so fluffy
thunderjelly:

big fluffy homos and pink nightgowns

thunderjelly:

big fluffy homos and pink nightgowns

velli-velli:

la-volpe:

velli-velli:

la-volpe:

A flying carpet. /pushes off a tower.

A fly— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAh

/lands in a pile of hay, taking some time to recover since the landing knocked the breath out of him/

/throws head back, howling with laughter. What a fall! It would be rewarding to see it again!

/crawls out of the hay, coughing and shaking it out of his robes/

/ducks out of sight in case he looks up the tower, still in a fit of giggles.

velli-velli:

la-volpe:

velli-velli:

It’s so hot.

/ditches his fancy clothes and wears the ugly carpet-like robe instead because it’s less smothering

A flying carpet. /pushes off a tower.

A fly— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAh

/lands in a pile of hay, taking some time to recover since the landing knocked the breath out of him/

/throws head back, howling with laughter. What a fall! It would be rewarding to see it again!

temptingtrouper:

He can’t follow anyone, it’s a side account. As long as you have the-golden-boy following you you’re good.

oh

oic

velli-velli:

It’s so hot.

/ditches his fancy clothes and wears the ugly carpet-like robe instead because it’s less smothering

A flying carpet. /pushes off a tower.

Hey, Connor, you don’t follow me

and this is crazy

but I’m a fine fox

so hunt me maybe?

duccio-de-luca:

You know what we should do? We should withdraw Pariah’s money some night. And then we should have sex on it. It will be interesting to see if, when we put it back, he ever withdraws a coin or two that have peculiar stains on them~

/stares at him

/don’t you realise one of his biggest fantasies

/is to have sex in piles of gold